se l'è minga lu'...

if it's not him, it's his associate!

if it's not soup, it's wet bread!

and:

If It's Not One Thing, It's Another...

(thanks to Drilly!)

pezzo di...

piece of shit!

(thanks to vale!)

ma ANKE...

but also not!

(thanks to vale!)

cazzo ti ridi?

what dick are you laughing for?

'zo vuoi?

what dick you want!!?!?

vai tra..!

go between!
go through!

(thanks to vale!)

non mi fotte un...

A dick doesn't fuck me!

(thanks to vale!)

la grazia di

thoma is out of the grace of God

(thanks to Thomas!)

grigia...

with this traffic, I see it gray to arrive on time!